The only reason I'm awake this late is because I'm wired on trimethylxanthine. (If you immediately said, "CAFFEINE!!!" then you get a point. Yay for you.) But I'll be fine... it's completely necessary.
I will now begin to drift away from the topic of my all-nighter and talk about a pair of purple pants. Not my purple pants, but my best friends purple pants. And as his bro (yes, I watch How I Met Your Mother) I can't allow him to wear them ever again. I'm sorry, but no one should ever own purple pants. I felt embarrassed for him because obviously he wasn't. Although, the fact that he has the huevos to wear them in public says he's totally confident in himself... So I guess that's a good thing.
Anyway, I'm off to bed... and off to Tuesday... whoopie.
(Please... Don't look too enthusiastic)
