Study for the Purple Test... ( Wow, I need some sleep)

Well, I just spent the better part of the night studying for my first U.S. history test of the year. It shouldn't be too hard. I've covered all of the topics of the first three chapters from my OH SO BORING book... that has very small print...

The only reason I'm awake this late is because I'm wired on trimethylxanthine. (If you immediately said, "CAFFEINE!!!" then you get a point. Yay for you.) But I'll be fine... it's completely necessary.

I will now begin to drift away from the topic of my all-nighter and talk about a pair of purple pants. Not my purple pants, but my best friends purple pants. And as his bro (yes, I watch How I Met Your Mother) I can't allow him to wear them ever again. I'm sorry, but no one should ever own purple pants. I felt embarrassed for him because obviously he wasn't. Although, the fact that he has the huevos to wear them in public says he's totally confident in himself... So I guess that's a good thing.

Anyway, I'm off to bed... and off to Tuesday... whoopie.

(Please... Don't look too enthusiastic)